I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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