Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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