I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
and you fell through a lawn chair
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