Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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