i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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