Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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