You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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