Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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