For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Congratulations! We have a period
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