Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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