dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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