So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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