what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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