from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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