Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
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