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you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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