So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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