After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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