So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
