with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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