My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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