How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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