and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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