if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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