she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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