All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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