Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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