I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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