i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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