There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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