So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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