Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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