Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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