butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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