i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
