Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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