Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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