Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
too bad you live with your parents still
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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