She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize
