Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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