votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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