Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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