some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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