I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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