turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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