Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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