She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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