people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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