shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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