the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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